CONTEST CONTEST CONTEST ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I am having a contest. Yes,that's right! I am!...I need to find the funniest (and most random!) saying/story ever to reach the public eye! ! ! ! ! ! Email me at kaybird150@aol.com . When I think have enough sayings/stories, I will email the 1st the 2nd and the 3rd prize winners and they will receive a FABULOUS P.R.I.Z.E!!!!! You can remain anonymous if YOU want. But if not, PUT YOUR NAME! Hahaha..this is gonna be FUN!! :) :D :p  

~seesaw is INDEED my name (think of your own)